(I decided to copy it this time) I got it from this person: measthenarrator.deviantart.com…
They will be the leftovers from the last meme! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!
I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:
1. Bearclaw- is a brown she-cat with gray ear tips and legs. With black and gray designs very where and stormy gray eyes. She is a witch.
2. Rosethorn- is a brown she-cat with glowing golden eyes. Black spots cover her entire body. She is magical, but not really a witch.
3. Flintfang- is a hell hound. With a red coat and swirling orange stripes, and amber eyes. Has a collar he can talk to his boss to. He is magical as well.
4. Mr. Butterfly- is a white lion. With green eyes and a love for Lady Gaga. He is magical as well.
5. Caroline- is a white she-cat. With green eyes and a heart above one of them that depicts her mood. She can change into a giant spider.
II. Character Two has taken a part-time job as a substitute teacher at a learning facility. How did their first day go? What were they teaching?
Rosethorn: Today class, we are learning sarcasm.
Student: (Raises hand) What's sarcasm?
Rosethorn: That was sarcasm.
Rosethorn: What you just said.
Student: I don't understand, Mrs. Thorn.
Whole Class: (Ready to see this child get dunked on.)
Rosethorn: Come with me to this dark, empty hallway.
And Rosethorn was fired for murdering a student instead of giving them detention. Woo, we are off to a great start...
III. Character One and Character Five are hired as police officers and end up placing Character Three into custody. Does everything go smoothly?
Bearclaw: Mr. Butterfly, stop looking in the store widow.
Mr. Butterfly: But Lady Gaga shirt!!
Bearclaw: We got to put Flintfang in jail, for whatever reason.
Mr. Butterfly: Oh, right.
They find him looking at a mirror.
Flintfang: I kept trying to hug the sexiest dog in the world, but I kept bumping heads with my reflection.
Bearclaw: I see why now.
After a long battle...
Flintfang: NO, I CAN NOT BE CONTAINED!!!
Bearclaw: Well, you just have.
Flintfang: WHY AM I GOING TO JAIL ANYWAY!?!
Bearclaw: For bragging too much. No one likes a Berrynose.
Mr. Butterfly: Your coming with us...
Flintfang: WAIT!!! I'LL BUY ALL THE LADY GAGA SHRITS YOU WANT!!!
Mr. Butterfly: You are free to go!
In other words, nope.
IV. Character One and Character Two happen do discover a strange artifact while rummaging through an abandoned warehouse. Both fight and argue on over the artifact until one of them wins. Explain what the artifact looks like.
The artifact probably looks like a doughnut. A pink glazed doughnut. With rainbow sprinkles. And can probably destroy the entire world.
V. Depending on who wins the strange artifact, either Character One or Character Two are granted two wishes. The first wish is granted but the second wish is interrupted and used by Character Four . How did it happen? What were the wishes?
Bearclaw: IT'S A FREAKING DOUGHNUT AND IT'S MINE!!!
Rosethorn: NO, IT'S A DEADLY WEAPON, AND IT'S MINE!!!
Bearclaw: I'M REALLY HUNGRY!!!
Rosethorn: I DON'T CARE!!! I FOUND IT FIRST, FAIR AND SQUARE!!!
Bearclaw: I HAVEN'T EATEN IN FIVE DAYS!!!
Rosethorn: POOR YOU!!! I WISH I ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT YOU-
Genie: Wish granted.
Suddenly, Rosethorn is shot with a red beam of light.
Bearclaw: Are you... okay?
When Rosethorn looked at Bearclaw, her pupils became hearts.
Rosethorn: I am now...♡
Bearclaw: Does that mean I can have the doughnut?
Rosethorn: Of course, honey bunch~♡
Bearclaw: Sweet! Now, let's see how good this tastes...
Mr. Butterfly: WAIT!!! THAT DOUGHNUT IS FOR WISHES, NOT FOR CONSUMPTION!!!
Mr. Butterfly: Really.
Bearclaw: Alright, I wish I had a real doughnut I could e-
Mr. Butterfly: I WISH LADY GAGA WAS HERE!!!
Lady Gaga: Uh...
Mr. Butterfly: YES, IT COME TRUE!!! LADY GAGA, I LOVE-
Lady Gaga: OH MY GOSH, IT'S A LION!!! AHHHHH!!!
Lady Gaga runs away. And that's what happened. (Shrug) For the most part.
VI. Character Five is asked to give a eulogy for the passing of Character Three . What exactly did they say about Character Three ?
Caroline: Does "eulogy" mean I'm supposed to say something NICE about Flintfang? Oh no, although he works for my hubby, Mr. Butterfly... Let's just say, I wanted him dead more than Tiger Wiger. What is good about that he'll hound except for his swelled head? I mean, I could go on for hours...
So she went on for hours.
VII. Either through meditation or the act of magic, Character Two ends up fighting their doppelgänger from an alternate universe. Only one wins.
Rosethorn 1: Doppelgänger.
Rosethorn 2: Doppelgänger.
Rosethorn 1: No, I am the real Rosethorn.
Rosethorn 2: What are you talking about? I'M the real Rosethorn.
Rosethorn 1: Fine, who am I crushing on?
Rosethorn 2: Bearclaw.
Rosethorn 1: NOW YOU WILL DIE!!!
Rosethorn 2: NO, YOU WILL!!!
So, they fight for a long time. Turns out, Rosethorn Numberoo 1 wins. Yaya!
VIII. All of the Characters unwilling get together to play a game of cards. How well does this go? Give details.
Bearclaw: Don't sit next to me, you creep.
Rosethorn: But BearclawChan, I love you!
Flintfang: (Is dead.)
Caroline: Cards? Can I be the queen? I want to marry the king.
Mr. Butterfly: LADY GAGA, COME BACK!!!
Lady Gaga: NO!! YOU WILL EAT ME ALIVE!!!
IX. Curiosity gets the best of Character Five and they decide to go snooping around in Character Three's room. What do they find? Is it something they wish they hadn't?
Caroline: Since Flintfang is dead, I get to look in his room for goodies!
After looking around for a few moments, he finds a mirror. The mirror is full of lipstick stains.
Caroline: Was he trying to... kiss himself?
Mr. Butterfly picks up a drawing from the floor. It's Flintfang, with a note on the bottom.
You are the hotest dog I have ever meet. I hope we can meet again! Same time, same place?
With lots of kisses,
Caroline: Uh... what...
Yeah... Self shipper.
X. Character Two and Character Four are trapped in a cave. Character Two expresses strange feelings for Character Four . Before Character Four can agree, Character One saves them. What happens next?
Rosethorn: Uh... Mr. Butterfly?
Mr. Butterfly: Yes?
Rosethorn: Did you... really mean what you said back there?
Bearclaw: (Leans forward eagerly. And whispers) If he loves her, maybe she will finally leave me alone!
Mr. Butterfly: Yes.
Rosethorn: Wow... Mr. Butterfly...
Rosethorn: I hate you too.
XI. All of the Characters have been stranded on an island for a long time. They are finally rescued but there is only one survivor. What exactly happened on this island? How did they get there? Why did one person survive?
I'll answer the second question first. They got there by sneaking on Lady Gaga's secret plane, thinking she was on it, but she wasn't. They tried to fly it, but since none of them knew how to fly, they crashed on the island. They probably went feral and killed each other. The lone survivor would probably be Rosethorn, because she is s expert killer. So yeah, really dark answer. BUT I BRING THEM BACK TO LIFE!!!!
XII. In an alternate universe, Character Five is an animal/human (if they are an animal… then a human.) What type of animal/human are they? Describe them.
Since she is a cat, she would be human. She would have platinum blonde hair, and her eyes will act as her heart, changing colors to her emotion. Red for normal, and so on. I can see she dressing fancy all the time, since her and Mr. Butterfly are LOADED. So, something sexy, like a short black dress. Sophisticated, but beautiful. AND BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT SHE COULD STILL TURN INTO A SPIDER!!! But, like, a human spider hybrid. With legs sprouting from her side, and extra eyes popping from her head, and stuff like that. I want to write about this now...
XIII. Character Three is in jail and is about to be saved by Character Four . Character Four 's plan is flawless yet they somehow end up trapped in jail with Character Three . Where did they go wrong?
Flintfang: I'm alive again! Woo!
Mr. Butterfly: Hey, I'm going to bust you out.
Flintfang: I am in control, don't worry, I am capable of letting myself out-
Mr. Butterfly: Quit your yapping, do you hear something?
The two pause. Then, they hear music-
Mr. Butterfly: LADY GAGA, I HAVE FOUND YOU AGAIN!!!
Lady Gaga: PUT THE LION IN JAIL, PUT THE LION IN JAIL!!!
Now both of them are in the cell.
Flintfang: Great, we are both stuck in here because you couldn't keep in your inner fanboy.
I know how you feel, Mr. Butterfly. I know how you feel.
XIV. A character of your choice decides to form a cult. Explain what their cult is about.
Mr. Butterfly: MY CULT!!!!
Flintfang: Why... why are we here?
Caroline: Please tell me this isn't about Lady Gaga-
Mr. Butterfly: IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT LADY GAGA!!! YOU ARE ALL PART OF MY FAN CLUB!!!
Flintfang: You got to be joking... I wish I was dead again...
Caroline: Does the wife get special privileges?
Flintfang: Why couldn't the fan club be about me? I am the greatest thing to ever exist-
Mr. Butterfly: IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, FLINTFANG!!!
Caroline: Yeah, the world doesn't revolve around you.
Flintfang: (Looking confused.) It doesn't?
XV. Character Two finds a demonic sword and is offered power if they allow the sword to devour their soul. Do they take the offer? If so, what happens to Character Two?
Rosethorn: If I offer my soul to you, will I be able to murder people in cold blood?
Rosethorn: Okay then.
A red light develops around Rosethorn. She is sucked toward the sword, then with another flash of light, she is gone.
I don't know what happened to her... oh well.
XVI. Once again, All of the Characters have fallen into the past; they are all playing "house." Who take the roles as the parents? Who are the siblings? Who got stuck playing the pet? Why doesn't the game last long?
Caroline: I'M THE MOTHER!!!
Mr. Butterfly: I'M THE DADDY!!!
Bearclaw: Crap. I'm the older sis then.
Rosethorn: Younger sis.
Flintfang: Can I be the brother?
Bearclaw: Nope, you have to be the dog.
Flintfang: You have to be joking.
Bearclaw: Nope. I never kid.
Flintfang: I'M DONE!!! #DONE!!!
Mr. Butterfly: I'm going to iron my Lady Gaga shirt for the twelfth time. Bye!
Caroline: Welp. We can't play now.
XVII. All of the Characters have decided to go camping. They all sit listlessly around a campfire until one of the characters decides to tell a scary story. What is the scary story about? Who gets scared? Who keeps interrupting? Who fell asleep? And, who ate all of the food?
Who would probably be scared is Flintfang, because he is not the bravest guy. Rosethorn is the one who interupts, because she doesn't get scared easily, and tries to correct mistakes he makes. Bearclaw ate all the food. Oh, and Mr. Butterfly is telling the story. It's about... hm. SCARY STUFFS! Also, while he was telling the story, Caroline fell asleep and she head came to rest on his shoulder. YEPPERS THEY ARE MARRIED!!!
XVIII. Before we go, All of your Characters want to take a moment to tell you what they think about the other characters in this adventure.
1. Bearclaw: (Shrug) I could care less.
2. Rosethorn: I don't really kill people, buy hey. Also, why am I a floating sword? Another thing, I DO NOT HAVE A THING FOR BEARCLAW!!!
3. Flintfang: I DON'T KISS MYSELF!!! I AM NOT LIKE THIS, YOU SCUM OF THE EARTH-
4. Mr. Butterfly: LADY GAGA IS BAE!!!
5. Caroline: Don't care too much. (Shrug.)